[ jiaoqiu has spent about half his day trying to track down who did the destruction so he could grab them by the ear and shake some sense into them, so that's valid.

in any case, this guy doesn't stare directly at his ears or anything so jiaoqiu considers this a win. ]

Oh, certainly. There is a time and place for fried goods, but if that was all you subsisted on, your spirit would slide right out of your body. [ he sounds amused. ] You may not find this dish to your taste. Everybody I've offered some has declined...

[ because it smells really good but also like hell ]