pc ♠ wiš'adel

[fried]

this is the only time i will spell her name the whole way

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[fried]

Haha. You're not the only one to say that. I think it tastes perfectly fine.

[sarkazm]

It's fine to me too, but I can tell when everyone else is just gonna taste pain.

[fried]

[ he's so pleased that she is down with the spice okay like five other people were like ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ]

I prefer to do my best to prevent pain, but if one thinks spice is a genuine detriment to their health they have much bigger problems.

[sarkazm]

Hey, they won't feel any of it after their tongues go numb! Add a little more.

[her tail flicks happily.]

[fried]

[ huff laughs!! well fine, he'll add more chili oil. ]

A mouth full of spicy goodness is the only thing that satisfies.

[sarkazm]

Oh, come on, surely it's not the only thing.

[she says, as she takes a taste of it again.]

[fried]

[ a little ear flick. ]

Of course. [ ... ] And what do you enjoy? Explosives, is my guess.

[sarkazm]

Ooh, got it in one!

[lol. not like it's hard, she knows.]

Nothing better than setting off a big one... except maybe seeing the look on someone's face when they realize how many mines are riiiight under their feet.

[fried]

Aiya.

[ he says, exasperated. ]

Try not to take such joy in exploding the living right in front of a doctor.

[sarkazm]

A doctor ought to know what to expect out of a mercenary. Especially out of a devil.

[fried]

I would not call you a devil.

[sarkazm]

Because you've never seen one before, right?

[fried]

That depends on your definition of the word, I suppose.

[sarkazm]

Mine? Or everyone else's?

[fried]

You can tell me both, and I can tell you what I think.

[sarkazm]

For everyone else... [she pauses. scowls. knocks a fist down on one of the hovering metal objects with her.] Oh, shut it, I told you I don't need your stupid history lessons!

[ANYWAY.]

They think everything in the world is our fault, we're evil, violent, vengeful, blah, blah, blah. If they had their way, we'd all have gotten wiped off the face of Terra years ago.

And me? I know what I am. If they're scared-- they should be.

[fried]

[ nooo not the friend shaped metal object!! he raises his eyebrows a bit, but he doesn't comment for now.

instead, he listens, ear flicking. ]

I would not call you a devil, still. I'd call you resilient.

[sarkazm]

Obviously. I lasted this long, didn't I?

[like, dying puts a damper on that... but still.]

[fried]

It takes courage to be exactly who you are, fearing no consequence.

[ idly. ]

My General would like you.

[sarkazm]

General? I guess being military explains a little bit.

[he really just takes shit in stride...]

[fried]

[ yeah nothing can phase this bitch he's waist deep in the nihility ]

Explains what, precisely?

[sarkazm]

Seems like nothing really bothers you, you know?

[she says, around another mouthful stolen from the pot.]

So you must really have seen some shit!

[fried]

[ she can have as much as she wants, he's not looking. ]

Oh, so that's what you mean. [ and then, wryly: ] I've spent most of my long life on a battlefield of some sort. Not much surprises me anymore.

My last workplace before I died was the worst of them all.

[sarkazm]

Must've worked with some real weirdoes, too!

[be NICE. for once in your life be nice.]

Unless you mean the battlefield. In that case, I'd guess that explains how you ended up here. [dead.]

[fried]

Oh, no. In this case, I meant a government office.

[ politics are so much worse than war in his opinion ]

My death was unrelated to paperwork, thankfully.