pc ♠ fidelio

[fried]

shitpost inevitable

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[fried]

[ he lands in a heap in the balls, and is similarly offended. ]

This is not what I was expecting in the least. [ grumbles. ] At least it isn't the dogs...

[fending]

What, you don't like the dogs or you just didn't want to crash into them?

[fried]

I don't like the dogs.

[ it is more accurate to say he is afraid of the dogs but he will never say this. ]

[fending]

[ eyebrow raise ]

Might not want to say that around some of these people unless you're lookin' to start a fight.

[ personally he thinks they're fine but doesn't have strong feelings. some of these people REALLY love their dogs though. ]

[fried]

If they'd like to fight me over personal preference, they're welcome to.

[ >:E shifts around in the balls. ]

I just don't tend to like to be jumped on, and they're so excitable. And they could bite.

[ he has had ENOUGH of being bitten for a lifetime. ]