[Oooh. Being as he's in Los Angeles he's probably hit up a Korean spot once or twice. Even if he didn't, the scoville scale is quite evidently in play.]
Aren't we ever. Think I'll pop out of my grave if I finish the bowl?
Thanks, bud. [take bowl] To whom do I owe the pleasure?
[ he really doesn't care what people call him as long as it's not like, shithead or something. ]
It's a pleasure, Mister Tozier. [ defaults to polite!! and good luck. enjoy that slurp, it's spicy as hell. jiaoqiu huffs a laugh at the little salute. ]
Well?
[ whatcha think. he's not a bad cook! in fact, the food is probably pretty good, it's just like getting punched with chili flakes. ]
Meanwhile Richie does about half the brittany broski kombucha meme before swallowing thickly and blowing out a huge breath. He whaps a hand on the counter and suddenly, his voice changes completely.]
Laaawd, have mercy! Ah say, ah say, this here boy tryin' to kill me with the devil's own flames, yessir! From the gates of hell straight to these here tonsils, this baby's gonna burn right up!
[It's less impression than it is wholesale transformation, like he'd shoved a little southern colonel down his throat and let him do the talking.
Richie smacks his lips and wipes the corner of his mouth. Normally now.]
Subtlety is for satire. [He smiles.] And thank you. So was the stew, really, but I can see why most guys pass on it. I don't know that I could finish a bowl myself.
You are? Huh. [If he'd said doctor he'd have a hard time buying it, but healer is a bent that just fits right. Ties in with all this mysticism. And...appendages.] Does your practice cover chili damage?
Not everybody. There are humans, like you. The Vidyadhara, who resemble dragons... Halovians, Intellitrons, Pepeshi. A variety, though the ship that I lived on was mostly Foxians.
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Aren't we ever. Think I'll pop out of my grave if I finish the bowl?
Thanks, bud. [take bowl] To whom do I owe the pleasure?
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[ hehe. but his ears flick happily when richie takes the bowl, and he settles against the counter so he can eat some of his own. ]
My name is Jiaoqiu. [ squints at him. ] You may call me Jiao, if you'd like.
[ he doesn't have to, but there's been a few people who have had trouble with it, which amuses him. ]
What do I call you?
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[Which is what he's going to default to without interference.]
Name's Rich. Rich Tozier.
[He salutes him with with the spoon, military style.]
I'm going in.
[First slurp............]
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[ he really doesn't care what people call him as long as it's not like, shithead or something. ]
It's a pleasure, Mister Tozier. [ defaults to polite!! and good luck. enjoy that slurp, it's spicy as hell. jiaoqiu huffs a laugh at the little salute. ]
Well?
[ whatcha think. he's not a bad cook! in fact, the food is probably pretty good, it's just like getting punched with chili flakes. ]
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Meanwhile Richie does about half the brittany broski kombucha meme before swallowing thickly and blowing out a huge breath. He whaps a hand on the counter and suddenly, his voice changes completely.]
Laaawd, have mercy! Ah say, ah say, this here boy tryin' to kill me with the devil's own flames, yessir! From the gates of hell straight to these here tonsils, this baby's gonna burn right up!
[It's less impression than it is wholesale transformation, like he'd shoved a little southern colonel down his throat and let him do the talking.
Richie smacks his lips and wipes the corner of his mouth. Normally now.]
It's delicious. You got a glass of water?
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I do. What on earth was that? [ sir your southern colonel vore
brings him water. ]
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[lore drop he really ate a tiny nouveau riche Alabamian.
Richie takes the water, nodding in thanks.]
I work in radio. Doing voices is part of the bit. What are you? Private chef to the king of masochists?
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[ a little huff. ]
I'm a healer - but since food features so prominently in my discipline, I suppose you can call me a chef.
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You are? Huh. [If he'd said doctor he'd have a hard time buying it, but healer is a bent that just fits right. Ties in with all this mysticism. And...appendages.] Does your practice cover chili damage?
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[ with no shame whatsoever, because she DESERVES IT for the stress she gives him. ]
There is a purpose. For me, it makes me feel alive.
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What's this general of yours like?
[Going in for a second bite.]
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I've never known anyone as incredible as her.
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[A half second later he grasps what he's done.]
Sorry, sorry, I don't — Jesus. I don't have much frame of reference for a fellow like you. Forgive me if I fuck something up.
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You're fine. We are both foxians. I don't take any offense from someone who doesn't know.
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[He says, having come from an extremely of its time King novel. Launders him in the RP machine.]
Is everyone a foxian where you're from? Or is it a pretty broad mix?
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Not everybody. There are humans, like you. The Vidyadhara, who resemble dragons... Halovians, Intellitrons, Pepeshi. A variety, though the ship that I lived on was mostly Foxians.
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[Okay.]
Sounds wild. We must look bland as bread and butter in comparison.
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[ doesn't correct him ]
It's true. I can barely tell all of you apart. [ is he joking... probably ]