[ he doesn't seem mad, at least, just exasperated as hell. he turns back to his stove, but as he does, his tail bats at richie. it's like getting hit with a mop, with how heavy it is. ]
Why are you so interested in my love life, hm? Are you interested? Jealous?
[There's a tidy "oof!" as he is tail-whacked, even a little stumble back. But as ever, Richie is a hard guy to knock down. He keeps swinging back up again, like an inflatable mascot on an air pump.]
Jealous? [His face lights up with mischief and he barks out another laugh. He leans saucily on the counter with his elbow and waggles his brows.] Why, would you want me to be?
I don't know what happened. One morning we woke up and were in love completely out of nowhere. The next, all romantic feelings were gone. It was very strange. And awkward.
Well. Don't know if you witnessed it properly, the party was pretty bumping, but just the other week Mizu and I had a similar whirlwind affair. Or rather the end of one — we were one-hundo percent convinced we were embroiled in a nasty divorce. For roughly the span of an hour, no less.
Me neither. Are we not being fucked with in enough ways? Have our heads not be squeezed through a lemon juicer already? Surely we don't need cursed chocolate and drinks that make you go bald on top of it all.
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[ he doesn't seem mad, at least, just exasperated as hell. he turns back to his stove, but as he does, his tail bats at richie. it's like getting hit with a mop, with how heavy it is. ]
Why are you so interested in my love life, hm? Are you interested? Jealous?
[ dryly. ]
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Jealous? [His face lights up with mischief and he barks out another laugh. He leans saucily on the counter with his elbow and waggles his brows.] Why, would you want me to be?
[no homo]
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You're certainly tall enough. [ he says, looking him over. ] But am I too old for you? That's the question.
[ teasing, but gay people are abundant in HSR so there's such a lack of no homo here it's incredible ]
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Maybe I just thought you two were so cute that first week! All cuddled up together. What happened?
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[ they crack whenever he crouches!! but. huff. ]
I don't know what happened. One morning we woke up and were in love completely out of nowhere. The next, all romantic feelings were gone. It was very strange. And awkward.
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Well. Don't know if you witnessed it properly, the party was pretty bumping, but just the other week Mizu and I had a similar whirlwind affair. Or rather the end of one — we were one-hundo percent convinced we were embroiled in a nasty divorce. For roughly the span of an hour, no less.
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... I did wonder about that. [ frowns. ] There are plenty of things here that can change how our emotions work. I suppose I'm not surprised.
I can't say I'm happy about it, either. [ tail swish. ]
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