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jiaoqiu "just a little bitch kale" jiaoqiuson ([personal profile] fried) wrote2025-02-08 02:09 pm

pc ♠ richie

d'you like furries
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-03-31 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
[WHAT ARE WE

Richie doesn't have the answer to such lofty questions, but he does have a smile in kind for the man as he slips into the kitchen. Okay well slips is a generous word, he is ungainly on one crutch especially because it's on the wrong side to support his fucking ankle, but what else is he supposed to do? Crawl on one arm?

Anyway hobbles up and takes a breather to lean gently on the counter.]


Chicken soup for what ails you?
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-03-31 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S A FOOT NOT AN ORGAN. He'll be fine so many people are much worse off.

Richie makes a fussy little noise of his own at the assist.]
Oh come now—

[But he's seated. Fine. Making a face.]

Well I can't sit on my ass all day either. I took an arrow to the right half of it. Besides, how else would I come be a pain in yours?
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-03-31 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[STOP THAT. Bobs his head back.]

Understatement of the century. They give an award out for that, you know.

[Glad to see you too.]

I'm happy to see you're looking sharper today. Someone give you one of those funny bandaids?

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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-03-31 03:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Real Gift of the Magi healing you got there.

[maybe not quite but there is no way anyone here can call him on misusing a reference. The comment about his eyes makes him frown though.

Richie pulls his glasses off and slips them onto Jiaoqiu's face. They only barely balance in his hair, since his ears are in the wrong place.]


Better or worse?

[Richie is horrifically near sighted by the way.]
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-04-03 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you need double my prescription.

[Taking his glasses back and slipping them on.]

You could be sporting a regular pair of coke bottles if you're not careful. Though — maybe talk to god? See if they can't throw you a bone.
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[personal profile] gutterbound 2025-04-05 12:52 am (UTC)(link)
Jiaoqiu...

[my guy]

Sometimes it's better to take a handout than slap it away, you know.