pc ♠ wiš'adel

[fried]

this is the only time i will spell her name the whole way

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w0, SATURDAY

[fried]

[ oh you can bet this dude is in the kitchen. he's in his canon outfit, chopping up vegetables to put them in a pot with something that smells diabolically spicy. his tail wags gently behind him.

his ears swivel a bit when he hears footsteps, and he glances over his shoulder. a pause. ]

Hello again. Hungry?

[sarkazm]

No~pe.

[she pops the 'p' in that word, as she strolls over to glance into the pot. also, she's changed clothes.]

Buuut if you're not going to be able to eat all that, then I guess I could take one for the team.

[fried]

[ damn, girl, that's a fit ]

I made enough for a small army, I think. [ he says, ruefully. ] Force of habit. Take whatever you'd like.

[sarkazm]

[grabbing a spoon so she can dip it into the pot for a taste.]

Why bother cooking, anyway? Doesn't the restaurant just hand food over?

[fried]

[ good luck it's spicy as fuck. ]

Because I enjoy the process. Step by step, with a defined ending.

[sarkazm]

[it's fine sarkaz are the most resilient species in arknights. she takes a sip, humming-- then lets out a low whistle.]

What's the ending? Everyone else's mouths getting set on fire?

[fried]

Haha. You're not the only one to say that. I think it tastes perfectly fine.

[sarkazm]

It's fine to me too, but I can tell when everyone else is just gonna taste pain.

[fried]

[ he's so pleased that she is down with the spice okay like five other people were like ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME ]

I prefer to do my best to prevent pain, but if one thinks spice is a genuine detriment to their health they have much bigger problems.

[sarkazm]

Hey, they won't feel any of it after their tongues go numb! Add a little more.

[her tail flicks happily.]

[fried]

[ huff laughs!! well fine, he'll add more chili oil. ]

A mouth full of spicy goodness is the only thing that satisfies.

[sarkazm]

Oh, come on, surely it's not the only thing.

[she says, as she takes a taste of it again.]

[fried]

[ a little ear flick. ]

Of course. [ ... ] And what do you enjoy? Explosives, is my guess.

[sarkazm]

Ooh, got it in one!

[lol. not like it's hard, she knows.]

Nothing better than setting off a big one... except maybe seeing the look on someone's face when they realize how many mines are riiiight under their feet.

[fried]

Aiya.

[ he says, exasperated. ]

Try not to take such joy in exploding the living right in front of a doctor.

[sarkazm]

A doctor ought to know what to expect out of a mercenary. Especially out of a devil.

[fried]

I would not call you a devil.

[sarkazm]

Because you've never seen one before, right?

[fried]

That depends on your definition of the word, I suppose.

[sarkazm]

Mine? Or everyone else's?

[fried]

You can tell me both, and I can tell you what I think.

[sarkazm]

For everyone else... [she pauses. scowls. knocks a fist down on one of the hovering metal objects with her.] Oh, shut it, I told you I don't need your stupid history lessons!

[ANYWAY.]

They think everything in the world is our fault, we're evil, violent, vengeful, blah, blah, blah. If they had their way, we'd all have gotten wiped off the face of Terra years ago.

And me? I know what I am. If they're scared-- they should be.

[fried]

[ nooo not the friend shaped metal object!! he raises his eyebrows a bit, but he doesn't comment for now.

instead, he listens, ear flicking. ]

I would not call you a devil, still. I'd call you resilient.

[sarkazm]

Obviously. I lasted this long, didn't I?

[like, dying puts a damper on that... but still.]

[fried]

It takes courage to be exactly who you are, fearing no consequence.

[ idly. ]

My General would like you.