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[fried]

[ HELP ]

-- Fidelio?!

[ IS TOSSED AFTER HIM wheeeeee ]

[fending]

[ aaaaaand landing face first in a bunch of plastic balls... which might actually be the best way he could have landed given where his injuries are, but he's still offended by it.

smacks some balls aside as he resurfaces. ]

Ugh, what is with this stupid train?!

[fried]

[ he lands in a heap in the balls, and is similarly offended. ]

This is not what I was expecting in the least. [ grumbles. ] At least it isn't the dogs...

[fending]

What, you don't like the dogs or you just didn't want to crash into them?

[fried]

I don't like the dogs.

[ it is more accurate to say he is afraid of the dogs but he will never say this. ]

[fending]

[ eyebrow raise ]

Might not want to say that around some of these people unless you're lookin' to start a fight.

[ personally he thinks they're fine but doesn't have strong feelings. some of these people REALLY love their dogs though. ]

[fried]

If they'd like to fight me over personal preference, they're welcome to.

[ >:E shifts around in the balls. ]

I just don't tend to like to be jumped on, and they're so excitable. And they could bite.

[ he has had ENOUGH of being bitten for a lifetime. ]